bulldogs on the interwebs

My friend forwarded this craigslist ad to me as a joke, since she knows I'm open to freelance work. I think I'll pass. Read on, make sure you get to the P.S.

I can imagine this work will take at least one full day and maybe part of a second day to do. So, it's not going to be a $100. job. I know it will cost more than that. I have made a very detailed list of the changes and updates I need made. It is my hopes that people interested in doing my work will email me their street address and I will mail my list to you to go over and then email me a bid for the work that you can do. If there are things on my list you do not know how to do, submit a bid for what you do know how to do and list what things you don't know how to do. I may hire this done in portions by a couple different people.

Thank you,


P.S. My current web site is www.semperfibulldogs.com If you do this work for me or a big part of it you can put your name and contact information on my site as a web designer. Just about everything about my web site I want changed and or updated. Pictures moved, sentences deleted, new sentences added, different page backgrounds, clip art added including some moving clip art, I want a curser that changes to a Bulldog head when the curser is moved. I want trailing behind the curser-a few words that follow the curser when it is moved. I want a cartoon Bulldog running across the top of the page pulling a banner with SEMPERFI BULLDOGS on it ( I realize this art work will not be something eveyone can do and can be bid separately. I want link tabs changed and with different colors. I want my entire Body of wording stretched to fill the whole page. I want a separate counter on each page. I want the music "Who Let The Dogs Out" playing on my opening page. I want added entire pages of wording.

P. S. My site is with Go-Daddy and I have all the codes, id's and passwords needed to do changes. I want to keep the same host--just change most everything.

I will appreciate all replys
Thank you,

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